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silveradept) wrote2011-04-21 03:49 pm
silveradept) wrote2011-04-21 03:49 pm
Only one thing left to do - blog about it.
So here goes:
To the person or people who broke into my car last night by shattering a window, and then proceeded to steal a musical instrument of mine:
May the fleas of ten thousand camels forever infest your armpits and groin with an insatiable appetite,
May every colony of biting ant you encounter swarm you and attack incessantly,
May you be found, arrested, and sent to prison with a companion that will mentally scar you sufficiently that you will never so much as think of committing such a crime again,
May you be infected with painful diseases and then be part of a successful human trial for a longevity drug,
May good luck forever flee your presence,
and may you be forced to make restitution many times over as the karma you have built up through this villainous act is first balanced, and then released.
To the person or people who broke into my car last night by shattering a window, and then proceeded to steal a musical instrument of mine:
May the fleas of ten thousand camels forever infest your armpits and groin with an insatiable appetite,
May every colony of biting ant you encounter swarm you and attack incessantly,
May you be found, arrested, and sent to prison with a companion that will mentally scar you sufficiently that you will never so much as think of committing such a crime again,
May you be infected with painful diseases and then be part of a successful human trial for a longevity drug,
May good luck forever flee your presence,
and may you be forced to make restitution many times over as the karma you have built up through this villainous act is first balanced, and then released.