Only one thing left to do - blog about it.

[silveradept]

So here goes:

To the person or people who broke into my car last night by shattering a window, and then proceeded to steal a musical instrument of mine:

May the fleas of ten thousand camels forever infest your armpits and groin with an insatiable appetite,
May every colony of biting ant you encounter swarm you and attack incessantly,
May you be found, arrested, and sent to prison with a companion that will mentally scar you sufficiently that you will never so much as think of committing such a crime again,
May you be infected with painful diseases and then be part of a successful human trial for a longevity drug,
May good luck forever flee your presence,
and may you be forced to make restitution many times over as the karma you have built up through this villainous act is first balanced, and then released.

Comments

damn!

[hybridelephant.myopenid.com]

what instrument?

Re: damn!

[silveradept]

Trombone. The one I had for music rehearsals.

Re: damn!

[hybridelephant.myopenid.com]

i may have an extra trombone, if you need one...

Re: damn!

[silveradept]

For the foreseeable future, yeah. Although I'd hate to have that one stolen, too.

[alphaviolet]

What a jerk. :(

[wookiemonster.livejournal.com]

Ugh... I remember when my car was broken in to - right in front of my house - and they ripped out the dash stereo and stuff. It's definitely impetus to find somewhere to make a custom dash for me at some point with the whole restoration bit...

*hugs*

[silveradept]

I hope that it turns out wonderful for you. Mine was broken into right in front of the house, too.

[trinker.livejournal.com]

I am so, so sorry for your loss.

[silveradept]

Thanks. At least there's some comfort in it all.

[southernmyst.livejournal.com]

What fucking bastards. I'll never understand how scumbags like that live with themselves. Argh, I'd smite them all if I could!

I'm also sorry for your loss. :-(

[silveradept]

Yeah, there's a heavy dose of SMITE ready to go around on the off chance the people get caught.

[scribe-of-stars.livejournal.com]

That sucks, man. I hope you get it back.

[silveradept]

Not likely - no identifying marks or things on it that would make it easy for me to know what it was. I couldn't even remember which company it was.

[rimspace.livejournal.com]

Sorry to hear that this has happened :(

[silveradept]

It's my own fault, I guess, for leaving something valuable in a vehicle, but I never thought of it as something people would want to steal.

[annaonthemoon.livejournal.com]

oh no! :( Horrible news. Hope your insurance will compensate

[silveradept]

Total value's under the deductible of the applicable insurance. No compensation - just have to eat the cost.

[thalass.livejournal.com]

Damn that sucks. :(
It isn't your fault some bastard can't keep his hands to himself. You shouldn't have to hide your belongings for fear of theft.

[silveradept]

Shouldn't have to, but I guess I do. Even better, the instrument was down in between the seats, so it's not like it would have been an easy spot for someone driving by.