It's early tonight. Deal.

Why? Because of 8:30 rehearsals, of course. And the concerts that follow them. And the meetings that follow those. So bed looks good for me right about now.

To keep you entertained while I'm asleep, try on a guy who flans serious people. And then, strange warning and road signs. And a last-minute shopping guide.

More meaty stuff includes fractals de-stress us, first-grenaders, and tips on speeding.

And the big finale?

I heard some Jesus-preachers today, and I was wondering about how all the pundits seem to tell us that people voted on "moral values" in the last election, and so I crafted an interesting question:

What do you consider moral values?

So I thought I'd ask and see what happened. Answer away, if you don't mind.