Bid upon my works, ye mighty?

It behooves me to mention that if you are so interested, you may bid upon a genuine Silver Adept work of fiction, of at least 5000 words, in the departments of Miraculous Ladybug, RWBY, or Avatar The Last Airbender or any of my various talents regarding beta services, plot expansion, cheerleading, telling you at length about libraries or some amount of my provincial upbringing setting, or U.S.-izing language. The auction for Fandom Trumps Hate runs until the end of this calendar week, and unlike last year, someone has made a bid upon the fiction effort.

So, since I will be writing a work this year, why not make it so I am writing a work for you? Of course, there are also all the other possible auctions to select from, so if what I have to offer is not to taste, perhaps something else upon offer will be.