Huh.

Well, after a thrashing at the hands of Ohio State, Michigan gets a little help from Iowa and shares the Big Ten championship - with Iowa. We'll see how the bowl shakeups land, but preliminary reports say that we're going to Pasadena again, by virtue of having beaten Iowa in the head-to-head matchup. Upon formal confirmations, we'll let you know more.

Even if there is a Pasadena trip, I still have to get through the Final Look audition, so I'll need whatever shreds of luck I can gather for Tuesday.

To all the Buckeye fans who chanted "No More Rose Bowl", you should know better. If you had been paying attention, there were still games that would decide that going on... so I'll assume the embarrassment of being collectively wrong is sufficient punishment and not give you guys a digital response. Besides, your cheering was uninspired, unoriginal, and absolutely boring. I yawn in your general direction.

Here's hoping that the Northwestern team shows up instead of the Ohio State one, or it's going to be an interesting bowl trip again...

Anyway. Jesus was a loser. (Satirical piece)

And with that, it's bedtime!