Random blargh

Sage advice about the possibly dying breed of the barbershop - go have your hair cut. But there's more to it than that. Listen to the barber, talk to the barber, enjoy the whole thing.

Problems with aggregated news, and perhaps some news stories in general - they can be foiled by fifteen-year-olds. Yep. Prank'd the news service, the kid did.

An excellent analysis of the life of a person who made the world conformt to his rule: Emperor Norton is the spirit of the Feast of Misrule. Maybe we should be a bit more topsy-turvy ourselves.

The Junior Anti-Sex League is victorious in Missouri. Minitrue couldn't be happier. First, the stunning victory in South Dakota, and now Missouri. It'll only be a matter of time now before IngSoc returns to its rightful place.

Your government's security is failing you. Consistently, even after they've claimed to be helping you. Well, if they're not doing their jobs properly, then why should we put up with them? Turn it around, kids, or find yourselves another job.

The following is a non-Tenny safe link: A list of fictional expletives - for when you need, as gryeyweirdo might, something more exciting or just a different form of "f--k!"