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Quickpost!
Jun. 9th, 2006 07:17 pmOff to home because home is where the heart(less?) are. And because there's travel in your future (via tongue freezing to the back of a speeding bus).
The optimists of the past - all waiting for something that thankfully never came.
You know the "Every time you wank, God kills a kitten" thing? Well, now the kittens are armed and dangerous, and likely to take on the Heavenly host in their bloodthirsty quest for revenge! (I, for one, welcome our new fuzzy overlords.)
In a surprise upset, Ba'al wins the American Idol contest, defeating God in a runaway finals bout. Armageddon is likely to happen next, or at least a nasty bout of plagues and floods.
Make sure you read the Count Your Sheep for today - football makes the world go round. Even our guest librarians from Germany asked for a moment to check the footie scores. (Germany won 4-2.)
Anyway, that's the quickpost. Maybe more tonight, maybe not.
The optimists of the past - all waiting for something that thankfully never came.
You know the "Every time you wank, God kills a kitten" thing? Well, now the kittens are armed and dangerous, and likely to take on the Heavenly host in their bloodthirsty quest for revenge! (I, for one, welcome our new fuzzy overlords.)
In a surprise upset, Ba'al wins the American Idol contest, defeating God in a runaway finals bout. Armageddon is likely to happen next, or at least a nasty bout of plagues and floods.
Make sure you read the Count Your Sheep for today - football makes the world go round. Even our guest librarians from Germany asked for a moment to check the footie scores. (Germany won 4-2.)
Anyway, that's the quickpost. Maybe more tonight, maybe not.
