Yet more material - 19 September 2007
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silveradeptWork today. Work tomorrow. Work Friday (although it’s only a half-day, there’s a bonding exercise or something going on in the morning). Weekend off, cable hooked up, repairman will be coming on Saturday. First time in this year I’ll get to watch the Maize and Blue do their padded rugby thing. Detroit’s self-destructing in the AL, and are unlikely to make the playoffs, even after having a better than .500 record for this year. It’s going to be hockey season soon, right?
Warnings for consumers - Dole Hearts Delight bag tests positive for E. coli, be careful that your meats don't have dildoes in them, and the ways supermarkets arrange and rearrange to keep you there longer and buying more.
Different warnings from the men and women in our “Don’t do that” department. One: Rock Star wannabee men, the band is not about recruiting lots of pretty girls to make you look good. You will have to have musical talent if you want to be anything other than a garage band. Second: Large spaceborne rocks touching down near you may cause illness. Third: Like many philosophies, feminism is not binary in nature. To be a feminist, one does not need to believe in the total superiority of women, nor advocate that all of them go into the workforce to maintain “equality”. In fact, as a fairly complex philosophy, the temptation to simplify it is great, but invariably results in distortion. Fourth: In a culture where fear and suspicion are the virtues, college students, dissenters, and those who dare to ask questions will be met with powerful, but nonlethal, force. And last: Those who cannot learn from their history are likely to commit the same errors as their predecessors. Or, if you prefer an alternate take, it's the Road to Serfdom. Even the re-educators of Muslim detainees might have a questioning eye at that. For the record, it’s trying to train out the extremist ideas and replace them with a more moderate and tolerant Islam. If it succeeds, can I enlist a similar program for the wingnuts in this country, of any faith?
Speaking of said wingnuts, Pam’s House Blend has some coverage of the Values Voter Debate, including a reworked version of God Bless America that asked why God should bless America, for all the evils that we’ve done, like making schools safe for people of all faiths. I think the far scarier possibility is the one where it's possible that a judge or juror will bring their religion into the interpretation of law, with or without you knowing it. And heaven help you if you’re on their blacklist and they hide it well.
:-) turns 25. That’s right, smiley is twenty-five years of age. Despite the proliferation in chat programs, emoticons are older than the World Wide Web by at least a decade. Certain misquotations from literature and elsewhere, however, have been going on for far longer, to much the same cultural effect. So if you want to correct someone on their quotations, just reach out through the tubes and give them a slap. This may come in handy if what Democracy Arsenal has to say about fuzziness in the numbers of the Petraeus report compared to Pentagon reports are true.
The Gadgetry department has a new thing - a toasting device that takes a handwritten message and imprints it on the toast. Perfect for leaving messages where they will be noticed. Assuming that someone doesn’t munch the toast while reading the newspaper.
Is it really necessary for women to bare plenty to get their careers ahead in acting? A Guardian report on how showing off undergarments or nothing but one’s naked assets seems to be a popular thing among actresses, and while it appears to help the careers of some, the reporter wonders whether it’s doing significant harm in the long run to them and other actresses who might be good but not pretty.
Cybercrime outpaces security efforts. Which is what happens when a large, decentralized, relatively open-source group of people are working on a “problem” as opposed to a centralized and proprietary department in a company somewhere. More minds and more time make more and better products. Even more, though, according to the article, lots of crime happens when one person has keys to the storeroom, then raids it and flees, selling the stuff they stole to that many-minded hive.
Everything’s not all bad. You’ll get either a laugh or an admiration of the following - the winners of the World Beard and Moustache Championships for 2007. (Link may change to update with new years and contests. That will probably change many times before the longest-running experiment produces another drop of pitch for the students to look at.
We’re also going to see the first live mermaid, thanks to Weta Workshop's prosthetics department. A double leg amputee who’s a great swimmer will get a tail to use while she’s in the water. Weta’s donating time and staff, and a grant got the materials for her. I wonder what the pictures will be like now when someone claims to have spotted a mermaid.
Thirteen tricks to motivate yourself, one of the primary ones being “Find work in a profession where you’re naturally motivated.”
On that note of needing motivation, I think I’m turning in for bed now. Work in the morning and all that. I’ma working stiff now, and while it’s shiny and new now, I wonder what that feeling will be like in six months or a year. Maybe two or three years. Guess I’ll know when I get there.
Warnings for consumers - Dole Hearts Delight bag tests positive for E. coli, be careful that your meats don't have dildoes in them, and the ways supermarkets arrange and rearrange to keep you there longer and buying more.
Different warnings from the men and women in our “Don’t do that” department. One: Rock Star wannabee men, the band is not about recruiting lots of pretty girls to make you look good. You will have to have musical talent if you want to be anything other than a garage band. Second: Large spaceborne rocks touching down near you may cause illness. Third: Like many philosophies, feminism is not binary in nature. To be a feminist, one does not need to believe in the total superiority of women, nor advocate that all of them go into the workforce to maintain “equality”. In fact, as a fairly complex philosophy, the temptation to simplify it is great, but invariably results in distortion. Fourth: In a culture where fear and suspicion are the virtues, college students, dissenters, and those who dare to ask questions will be met with powerful, but nonlethal, force. And last: Those who cannot learn from their history are likely to commit the same errors as their predecessors. Or, if you prefer an alternate take, it's the Road to Serfdom. Even the re-educators of Muslim detainees might have a questioning eye at that. For the record, it’s trying to train out the extremist ideas and replace them with a more moderate and tolerant Islam. If it succeeds, can I enlist a similar program for the wingnuts in this country, of any faith?
Speaking of said wingnuts, Pam’s House Blend has some coverage of the Values Voter Debate, including a reworked version of God Bless America that asked why God should bless America, for all the evils that we’ve done, like making schools safe for people of all faiths. I think the far scarier possibility is the one where it's possible that a judge or juror will bring their religion into the interpretation of law, with or without you knowing it. And heaven help you if you’re on their blacklist and they hide it well.
:-) turns 25. That’s right, smiley is twenty-five years of age. Despite the proliferation in chat programs, emoticons are older than the World Wide Web by at least a decade. Certain misquotations from literature and elsewhere, however, have been going on for far longer, to much the same cultural effect. So if you want to correct someone on their quotations, just reach out through the tubes and give them a slap. This may come in handy if what Democracy Arsenal has to say about fuzziness in the numbers of the Petraeus report compared to Pentagon reports are true.
The Gadgetry department has a new thing - a toasting device that takes a handwritten message and imprints it on the toast. Perfect for leaving messages where they will be noticed. Assuming that someone doesn’t munch the toast while reading the newspaper.
Is it really necessary for women to bare plenty to get their careers ahead in acting? A Guardian report on how showing off undergarments or nothing but one’s naked assets seems to be a popular thing among actresses, and while it appears to help the careers of some, the reporter wonders whether it’s doing significant harm in the long run to them and other actresses who might be good but not pretty.
Cybercrime outpaces security efforts. Which is what happens when a large, decentralized, relatively open-source group of people are working on a “problem” as opposed to a centralized and proprietary department in a company somewhere. More minds and more time make more and better products. Even more, though, according to the article, lots of crime happens when one person has keys to the storeroom, then raids it and flees, selling the stuff they stole to that many-minded hive.
Everything’s not all bad. You’ll get either a laugh or an admiration of the following - the winners of the World Beard and Moustache Championships for 2007. (Link may change to update with new years and contests. That will probably change many times before the longest-running experiment produces another drop of pitch for the students to look at.
We’re also going to see the first live mermaid, thanks to Weta Workshop's prosthetics department. A double leg amputee who’s a great swimmer will get a tail to use while she’s in the water. Weta’s donating time and staff, and a grant got the materials for her. I wonder what the pictures will be like now when someone claims to have spotted a mermaid.
Thirteen tricks to motivate yourself, one of the primary ones being “Find work in a profession where you’re naturally motivated.”
On that note of needing motivation, I think I’m turning in for bed now. Work in the morning and all that. I’ma working stiff now, and while it’s shiny and new now, I wonder what that feeling will be like in six months or a year. Maybe two or three years. Guess I’ll know when I get there.
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Date: 2007-09-20 07:24 am (UTC)I think the reporter is naive to think you can make it as an actress in film on acting talent alone to begin with. If you've got talent but not looks, you might as well specialize in theater, because the chances of you succeeding in Hollywood are pretty abysmal. (Hell, forget pretty, even - if you're pretty but you aren't Hollywood's specific and narrow definition of pretty, you're still screwed.)
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Date: 2007-09-20 11:48 pm (UTC)b) What did they win the award for? A movie where they had to act and/or sing, or a movie where they had to look pretty and occasionally do things like whip out pistols and fire on people, while looking sexy and occasionally having some part of their clothing destroyed until they were basically unclothed?
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Date: 2007-09-20 11:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-21 07:12 am (UTC)Roberts in "Pretty Woman" was topless and you saw perhaps a couple seconds of breast in the morning after shot. She was nominated, didn't win. Won her only Oscar for "Erin Brockovich" which had the title character use her curves to illicit information that the guys just couldn't get in her court case.
Nicole Kidman was nude in Kubrick's opus "Eyes Wide Shut" with her then hubby Tom "You're so Glib" Cruise. Didn't get nominated for that but did get let her brests slip out in "Moulin Rouge" for which she was nominated.
Nudity has nothing to do with you getting nominated or not. Mind you, those two actress examples are:
A: Not nude enough to constitute good nudity (slips & glimpses do not constitute full conscious nudity.)
B: They both look disgusting (too damn skinny for my taste. I want me some health in the women I ogle at.)
C: Those films had a story or something else with it that didn't need nudity to propel it.
The question that should be asked is for films where nudity helped propel/were intregal to the storyline and as a result got nominations/awards.
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Date: 2007-09-20 05:48 pm (UTC)It's always Ohio, isn't it? Thanks for the warning. Turns out I had one of the recalled Dole bags in my fridge. This is just great. first, I don't get to buy spinach for nearly a year, and now bagged lettuce? Makes it a bit rough on us vegetarians.
Smelling rotisserie chicken when I walk into a store, not so good. but the fresh baked bread on the other hand is quite nice. Our stores are always re-arranging themselves. Recently, the one store for whatever reason was flipping the frozen food aisles, and the huge sign that read "vegetables" was above the case with frozen veggies, and the giant ice cream cone was over the vegetables.
Poor Bill Shakes. Getting his works misquoted all the time.
Notes on Toast! That's pretty cute, and could also be used to toast bread for a lunch sandwich you were packing someone, or even yourself to remind yourself to do stuff.
Having a real mermaid tail would be pretty nifty, but I'm not sure it would be fair for her to compete with it, if it's designed to give her more power behind her stroke. On the other hand, she doesn't have legs to propel herself with, and I don't think prosthetic legs can go into the water.