Actual lines from work yesterday...

[silveradept]

Both things I said during my work shift yesterday...

"Well, that's the first time anyone has told me I have junk in the trunk."

And

"Is that Princess Cadence on roller skates?!"

(It was.)

What do you think the context for each of these lines was?

Comments

[rootsofthestories]

I don't think I could begin to guess right now but I admit to being terribly curious as to context.

[silveradept]

Not as exciting as one might think.

For #1, it was a joking complaint about all the stuff piled on the floor of my workspace (since there's nowhere else to put it) that was making it difficult to navigate. The difficulty was attributed to my big butt getting in the way of everything else. Cue line 1.

Line 2 is what I exclaimed upon seeing what looked to be a Build-A-Bear version of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic character Princess Cadence. I couldn't be sure though, because the plush pony had roller skates on all four hooves.

[azurelunatic]

First guess: roller derby.

Second guess: a trunk of costumes.

[silveradept]

Such better guesses than what it really is.

That reminds me, I need to get a Convenient Excuse to go see a flat track match.

For #1, it was a joking complaint about all the stuff piled on the floor of my workspace (since there's nowhere else to put it) that was making it difficult to navigate. The difficulty was attributed to my big butt getting in the way of everything else. Cue line 1.

Line 2 is what I exclaimed upon seeing what looked to be a Build-A-Bear version of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic character Princess Cadence. I couldn't be sure though, because the plush pony had roller skates on all four hooves.

[amarie24]

For the first context: Someone was talking about Spring cleaning and you mentioned that you still literally had a lot of stuff to clean out of your car?

Second context: Ohhh...watching a new anime? :O

[silveradept]

Those makes sense, definitely. Reality is less exciting, regrettably.

For #1, it was a joking complaint about all the stuff piled on the floor of my workspace (since there's nowhere else to put it) that was making it difficult to navigate. The difficulty was attributed to my big butt getting in the way of everything else. Cue line 1.

Line 2 is what I exclaimed upon seeing what looked to be a Build-A-Bear version of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic character Princess Cadence. I couldn't be sure though, because the plush pony had roller skates on all four hooves.

[amarie24]

Oh. My. God. So #1 was actually about your butt? Oh. My. God. Silver. What you must go through at work. Wow. I'm trying not to laugh so, so hard. OMG.

For #2, D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!! I've never been inside a Build-A-Bear myself (too expensive as of right now), but I sure do love the creations that people can make in there! So adorable! :D

[redsixwing]

1. Either cleaning a car, or possibly moving a chest with or without objects included.

2. Tattoo or fanart?

[silveradept]

Alas, neither of those, but they would make great stories.

For #1, it was a joking complaint about all the stuff piled on the floor of my workspace (since there's nowhere else to put it) that was making it difficult to navigate. The difficulty was attributed to my big butt getting in the way of everything else. Cue line 1.

Line 2 is what I exclaimed upon seeing what looked to be a Build-A-Bear version of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic character Princess Cadence. I couldn't be sure though, because the plush pony had roller skates on all four hooves.

[redsixwing]

Hee!

Truth, once again, beats conjecture. xD

[xyzzysqrl]

"What do you think the context for each of these lines was?"
Hilarious.

[silveradept]

Yes, yes it was.