Sense, Nonsense, and Not-Sense

Thank you. I think I had all of my "Z before Y" goals early on, and either achieved them or realized that they were never going to happen early on, so that I don't feel like I'm careening into the medium aevum of life without having achieved anything and I need to buy an expensive muscle car and date someone half my age to feel sufficiently socially accomplished for someone of my preferred gender.