The predecessor to l33tspeak flamewars?
Mar. 27th, 2007 04:46 pmLadies and gentlemen, I present, apart from any other influences (other than my own nefarious ones), How to Come Off Like a Gibbering Lunatic. The set-up is minimal, actually. This letter was received by one of the people that demonstrates against Israel and their occupation of Palestinian lands. Trying to read it made my red pen senses cry out. I provide an image of the item, as well as a transcription, because at some point, the image will probably be deleted, beneath the cut. Those with English degrees or who do editing for a significant part of their job may not want to look. This was apparently typed up on a typewriter, rather than with a monospace font in a computer. Anyway, here it is. It has not been edited, except to remove the name of the person being addressed. All typos, errors, and other cringeworthy mistakes are solely that of the original author.

[REDACTED], once a year, what? H e is the Gestapo!
Gestapo SP Fascist Swine,
Mr. Jew hater, did you work for Hitler? he would love you and so would his 3rd Reich, your position has cost you more then your relationships pal, you did it yourself they didn’t, your tired of spending part of every Saturday at picket lines hateting Jews.
It’s your refusal to talk about Palestinian atrocities, you saw firsthand on a bogus trip to the Middle East, that led to picket lines, do you have pictures or film of these atrocities by Jews? no you don’t or you would produce the fact or forged facts in your case.
The pickets will stop when you prove the atrocities of Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad the ones you support and I bet you fund, I would say your a Jewish coward, it was the Arabs who took Israeli lands, the coward Palestinians have NEVER ruled any land ever and still don’t.
What are the rights of Israel? it’s their lands they protect and have a right to, Arabs didn’t colonization in 1967 prior to the Arab-Israeli war, no serious movement existed for a Palestinian homeland, it was not until after the Six Day War in 1967 that the Israelis captured Judea, Samaria, and E. Jerusalem, not from the Palestinians but from Jordan’s King Hussein, that this movement began, why don’t you admit that Gestapo boy?
Palestine NEVER existed as a nation state, it was ruled by Rome, Islamic & Christian crusaders, the Ottoman Empire and the British, but never by Arabs, there is no language known as Palestinian, there is no distinct Palestinian culture and there has NEVER been a land governed by Palestine, NEVER!
When the kingdom of Jordan ruled Palestine, the Palestinians never accused Jordan of occupying Palestinian land, where were they when Jordan occupied the entire W. Bank including Jerusalem? why didn’t they make claims of wanting their own state then?
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
This is why your teachers keep telling you to format and spell correctly and to use proper language. Otherwise, it becomes very hard to understand what you are raving about, much less take you seriously. It’s an image thing, really. Anyway, go about your day, citizens. This has been an installment of How To Come Off Like a Gibbering Lunatic.

[REDACTED], once a year, what? H e is the Gestapo!
Gestapo SP Fascist Swine,
Mr. Jew hater, did you work for Hitler? he would love you and so would his 3rd Reich, your position has cost you more then your relationships pal, you did it yourself they didn’t, your tired of spending part of every Saturday at picket lines hateting Jews.
It’s your refusal to talk about Palestinian atrocities, you saw firsthand on a bogus trip to the Middle East, that led to picket lines, do you have pictures or film of these atrocities by Jews? no you don’t or you would produce the fact or forged facts in your case.
The pickets will stop when you prove the atrocities of Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad the ones you support and I bet you fund, I would say your a Jewish coward, it was the Arabs who took Israeli lands, the coward Palestinians have NEVER ruled any land ever and still don’t.
What are the rights of Israel? it’s their lands they protect and have a right to, Arabs didn’t colonization in 1967 prior to the Arab-Israeli war, no serious movement existed for a Palestinian homeland, it was not until after the Six Day War in 1967 that the Israelis captured Judea, Samaria, and E. Jerusalem, not from the Palestinians but from Jordan’s King Hussein, that this movement began, why don’t you admit that Gestapo boy?
Palestine NEVER existed as a nation state, it was ruled by Rome, Islamic & Christian crusaders, the Ottoman Empire and the British, but never by Arabs, there is no language known as Palestinian, there is no distinct Palestinian culture and there has NEVER been a land governed by Palestine, NEVER!
When the kingdom of Jordan ruled Palestine, the Palestinians never accused Jordan of occupying Palestinian land, where were they when Jordan occupied the entire W. Bank including Jerusalem? why didn’t they make claims of wanting their own state then?
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
This is why your teachers keep telling you to format and spell correctly and to use proper language. Otherwise, it becomes very hard to understand what you are raving about, much less take you seriously. It’s an image thing, really. Anyway, go about your day, citizens. This has been an installment of How To Come Off Like a Gibbering Lunatic.
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Date: 2007-03-27 11:57 pm (UTC)