Quickpost!

[silveradept]

Off to home because home is where the heart(less?) are. And because there's travel in your future (via tongue freezing to the back of a speeding bus).

The optimists of the past - all waiting for something that thankfully never came.

You know the "Every time you wank, God kills a kitten" thing? Well, now the kittens are armed and dangerous, and likely to take on the Heavenly host in their bloodthirsty quest for revenge! (I, for one, welcome our new fuzzy overlords.)

In a surprise upset, Ba'al wins the American Idol contest, defeating God in a runaway finals bout. Armageddon is likely to happen next, or at least a nasty bout of plagues and floods.

Make sure you read the Count Your Sheep for today - football makes the world go round. Even our guest librarians from Germany asked for a moment to check the footie scores. (Germany won 4-2.)

Anyway, that's the quickpost. Maybe more tonight, maybe not.

Comments

Re: although I'm a Kiwanian, i'm familar with the optimist club...

[sharpsight.livejournal.com]

N) Not quite. The word 'optimist' contrasted with an apparently pessimistic point of view... that, yes. But, why gas masks? Why 1955? Was something important involving gas masks supposed to happen in 1955?

Re: although I'm a Kiwanian, i'm familar with the optimist club...

[annaonthemoon.livejournal.com]

a few things happened in 1954: the start of the vietnam war, and the USSR started testing nuclear weapons.

Re: although I'm a Kiwanian, i'm familar with the optimist club...

[sharpsight.livejournal.com]

N) ...odd. Why wait to start wearing gas masks all the time, because one might not be alive when it actually becomes necessary? People who actively enjoy wearing gas masks?